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Our highly trained meteorologists (who apparently have access to the same crystal ball we do) are already predicting a potential weather event for next weekend.
And by potential, we mean absolutely nobody has any idea what's going to happen. 🤣
As of right now, the forecast is calling for one of the following:
🌧️ RAIN: And not just a little rain. We're talking A LOT of rain. Build an ark, check your basement, and maybe consider purchasing a small submarine.
❄️ SNOW: Potentially a whole lot of snow. Enough to make you question why you live here, why you didn't move south, and why you didn't buy that snowblower when it was on sale.
🏖️ OR… There's always the possibility that the storm system decides to change directions, completely misses us, and next weekend turns into a beautiful beach day. Break out the sunscreen, flip-flops, and inflatable pool!
At this point, the forecast has about as much certainty as a coin toss at a carnival.
Over the next several days, we'll likely see computer models run, rerun, change, disagree, agree, disagree again, and eventually all point in different directions. One meteorologist will predict 18 inches of snow, another will call for 4 inches of rain, and someone on Facebook will already be posting pictures of bread and milk shelves being empty.
OUR OFFICIAL FORECAST FROM COMPANY 17:
It's going to be either wet, white, sunny, or possibly all three.
We'll keep an eye on things and let everyone know when there's something worth paying attention to. In the meantime, there's no need to panic, empty the grocery stores, or start building an ark just yet.
And remember, if you don't like the forecast, just wait 6 hours. It'll probably change! 😂
Stay tuned, stay safe, and please don't call 911 because your weather app says there's a chance of something happening next weekend.
🚒 Morris Twp Fire Company – Company 17
First Due Rescue Company… Apparently now also your unofficial weather forecasting service. 🤣 |
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